February 2012
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This niggas is coming home a day or two early!!
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Contest
There’s a contest going on at tech right now. The winner of the contest wins $1000, second and third also win substantial cash prizes. I’d like to have all of my alochol money for the summer taken care of so can anyone help me out? The subject is to write a poem that concerns or speaks to the future. The prompt is pretty vague so there’s a lot of ways it can be interpreted. I...
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“My House as I Picture It”
It won’t be too big, four bedrooms max. The outside planneling is going to be white with blue shutters. It won’t be anything grandiose from the front yard. Actually I want a big tree, I’m hoping apple, right in front of it. So that it should draw no spectacular attention. The back yard might have a pool or a trampoline, I don’t know...
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"People always look at your weird when you're...
No fratty lite I’m not looking at you weird because you’re wearing a suit. First of all, you aren’t wearing a suit. You’re wearing a grey sports jacket that doesn’t go with your khakis. Also you have on a a red gingham shirt with a green tie that has little boats on it. On top of this, sperrys are not formal/business shoes no matter how much you want them to be....
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Well
Today really sucked…that’s about it.
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Lent
I’m giving up masturbation for you. I better get a medal or something at the end of this.
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Heartbeats - Jose Gonzalez
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Anonymous asked: How sexually frustrated are you?
Bored as fuck
Anyone ask me anything, anon or not, I don’t care. I will answer anything.
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You were the you in my youth.
You were my song and my truth.
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Sometimes
I genuinely think that someone needs to just punch me in the face. Then I’ll wake up and go back to normal. All the bullshit in my head will stop spinning and I can just be. And nothing will be wrong with that.
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I like girls who read
Even if I don’t that much. It’s a gigantic turn on.
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b1uerose asked: I LOLed at your beard pictures.
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Easily the best way to spend all of your time... →
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Basshunter - Every Morning
<3
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Listened to an hour of Taylor Swift tonight
Not as bad as I thought it was gonna be, but my testosterone started to hurt so I stopped.
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56 best/worst similies
That high school students wrote. Here are some of my favorites:
Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.
She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.
Her...
The little things
It’s kind of cliché but it really is the little things that get me through the day. Like realizing that things are not as bad as they could be.